1. You should look things up on the Internet. Failing this, you should ask people who work at venues through which you pass where things are.
February 2012: Honeymoon in Java, Bali, Singapore, and peninsular Malaysia ....... December 2012-January 2013: Laos, Singapore, and Bunaken Island, Indonesia
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Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Travel advice for complete idiots
1. You should look things up on the Internet. Failing this, you should ask people who work at venues through which you pass where things are.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Ubud, Bali
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Pemuteran, Bali
Back when I [Adam] was planning this trip, I looked for a way to escape the crowds of south Bali and go somewhere a little off-the-grid and a little off-the-beaten-path. In Bali, I narrowed the options between Amed, on the eastern shore, and Pemuteran, on the north shore. I knew they weren't close to the airport, but I didn't know just how far they were.
We met a driver at the Denpasar airport for a five-hour drive over windy mountain roads. Lonely Planet promised a three-to-four hour drive. Their author also did a very perfunctory survey of Pemuteran, giving recommendations for zero restaurants.
Our villa in Pemuteran was set back quite a way from the main road. The villa owner advertised it online as 700 meters from the house to the beach, and her instruction manual at the house read 900 meters. We decided that it was a full kilometer. We were the last left before the mountain, at the end of small community of houses, in which lived families, their dogs [anjing], their cats, and some chickens [ayam]. Oh, and cows. They farmed corn and coconuts, as far as well could tell.
So each morning (or noon, or evening), we ventured forth through a one-kilometer stretch of "hello!" "how are you?" "where are you going?" "where are you from?" from both children and parents. We replied in a mixture of English and Indonesian. Once we were followed by a small entourage of children, who all chorused "selamat jalan!" when we wished them goodbye. The exchanges grew less frequent as the days passed; the novelty of two white people from America always walking probably wore off. [Most people got up and down the road on motorcycles or scooters or bicycles. It may have seemed odd to them that the Americans always walked.]
The walk might have been pleasant if the humidity and heat were lower. We did enjoy arriving at our destination, and once took a restaurant owner's offer of a ride home.
The restaurants were all at the beach, far from our house. To satisfy some curiosity, here are some shots of nasi goreng [fried rice], nasi campur [mixed rice], and gado-gado ["mix-mix"]. Gado-gado is the picture that is in fact least mixed.
Yes, Indonesian food is delicious.
If we felt lazy, our housekeeper would prepare us dinner from a list of items, to be served on our porch with candlelight.
We were pampered by a staff of five: a housekeeper, a groundskeeper, the poolboy, the night security guard, and the supervisor. We mostly just interacted with our housekeeper, who made our breakfast and three of our five dinners. Her name is Iluh and she's a very good cook (better than the cooks in many of the hotel restaurants). We guess her age to be somewhere between seventeen and twenty-two, and she'll no doubt one day run a string of famous Balinese restaurants somewhere.
The other staff people we met only one or twice daily, upon awakening or on our walks. They all lived somewhere nearby on the road.
Here are some pictures of the villa. It's a two-bedroom, two-bath, but we only used half of it. One walks up a stone path with the pool on the right and the house entrance on the left, then turns left to enter the house. Breakfast and dinner were eaten on the porch near the koi pond. From the porch, downstairs, and upstairs, one can see over the pool and to the mountains behind. Over the course of the day, and as clouds came and went, the mountains turned multiple shades of green.






On Friday morning, Adam went running and stopped to pick up a price list from a dive operator out at the beach. The dive operation had been founded in 1991, run by an Australian who hatches and raises juvenile sea turtles and who works to revitalize damaged offshore reefs. (The entire town of Pemuteran had been founded only in the 1960s when the Indonesian government resettled small communities adversely affected by a volcano eruption from one side of the island to the northwestern tip.) After lunch, we both stopped by the shop and signed up for a Discover Scuba course for the next day. The staff person who signed us up was Amanda, a very friendly ex-pat Brit. She found that we were on a honeymoon and related how she and her husband married only shortly before they moved to Indonesia (with a stop in Cambodia) to start second careers as dive instructors.
So for Saturday, Sunday, and Monday we went scuba diving. It was fantastic; very much like swimming around one's own tropical fish aquarium. Our trips were led by Adrian, Amanda's husband who resembled Mick Jagger, and Amanda herself. We dove at Bio-Wreck and at Close Encounters (after an introductory shore dive), and spent time underwater meeting fish of difficult-to-imagine color combinations. Each turn around the coral (which has rehabilitated with the help of very low electrical current and sunk metal objects), you spotted a new fish and thought, "That's the most colorful/odd-looking/beautiful fish I've ever seen!" Your opinion then held until you spotted the next fish.
Unfortunately, we don't have an underwater camera. If we go get scuba-certified, we'll have to price them.
Living in quiet, rural Bali did leave us with a number of bug bites (and heat rash), but it was otherwise very enjoyable.
We did have to leave, unfortunately. About one dozen more coral gardens in the bay (and more out at Menjangan Island) will have to be explored another time.
We had arrived during a Hindu holiday during which families left colorful flags and offerings in front of their homes.
We left on Tuesday, a non-holiday, for the four-hour drive to Ubud (made longer by traffic). On the way out, we stopped for monkeys bathing in the ocean. Our driver, from Pemuteran, claimed it was only the second time he'd ever seen that.
We also stopped to try durian, the famously smelly Southeast Asian fruit. It tastes like a mix of onion and vanilla, with yellow flesh that is the consistency of yogurt. We probably won't try it again.
Saturday, February 11, 2012
More Central Java
Conversation on Tuesday night:
B: "Maybe I should charge the camera battery."
A: "Yeah."
B: "It seems full. It's not good to charge it when it hasn't run all the way down."
A: "It'll be okay."
So on Wednesday we visited two of Indonesia's most important archeological sites, with a camera battery on (failed) life support.
We awoke at 3:55 AM, and got ready for our driver (booked on Tuesday through Rumah Guides, also recommended). That morning we learned the hour of the morning call to prayer next door, because it tolled at 4:15 AM as we waited in front of the villa for our driver.
Our driver Tony showed up and proceeded to speed us to the Borobudur site for the sunrise. (Our friend Katie had recommended it.) He was a very good driver, and quite fun:
"That's the cookie market ... [pause] ... I don't know why Indonesians get up at three AM to buy cookies."
"Indonesians get up at three usually ... [B: "When do they go to sleep?] .... That's a good question. Seven?"
We paid extra at a hotel adjacent to the Borobudur site to ascend the levels of the Buddhist temple early and watch the sun rise over the valley. The sun rose just to the right of Mount Merapi [Fire Mountain], an active volcano that exploded last in 2009.
We stood on the uppermost circular level surrounded by cross-hatched stupas, inside of which sat buddhas (some headless). In the valley below, cottony mist wrapped around dark blue fields and green hills.
We walked down each level of the temple in a clockwise manner, passing scenes that turned from the sublime to the material and then to the carnal (but nothing like the stone pornography of Konark). Our early admission at the hotel included a light breakfast at the hotel, where we learned the bahasa words for cat (kucing, who cried loudly) and cruel (bengis, when Adam disapproved of Bethany's idea to give the cat some cheese).
Oh, and remarkably little is known about Borobudur, except that it was built sometime from 650 AD to 750 AD, and that it was soon abandoned, perhaps because of yet another volcanic eruption nearby. The monument was damaged by volcanoes, earthquakes, and a bomb set off by opponents of Suharto, but rebuilt by UNESCO and the Indonesian government in the 1980s. The process of taking the million of stones apart and resetting them was detailed in a museum on the grounds.
We left for another nearby Buddhist temple and the Hindu temple Prambanam at about nine. En route, Tony explained that he learned most of his (very good) English through exposure to American culture and lots of American TV. He really likes American Idol because it's fun to see put-downs, especially of the deluded talentless. By comparison, Indonesian Idol judges are just too polite. He remarked that Jennifer Lopez is a good judge, which exceeded his expectations given her thin CV and limited time in the music industry relative to Paula Abdul. He has also seen Toddlers and Tiaras, but finds it disturbing and awful.
Tony's family is originally from Sulawesi by way of Papua, which makes him a victim of Indonesian women's prejudice in favor of light skin. (We found whitening cream in Plaza Indonesia, right next to the sunblock. It's unclear whether this preference is another Indian import.)
He laughed at some of the bahasa indonesia that Adam knew, as it's rather elaborate, stiff, and formal. We discussed subtleties in bahasa, such as the difference between "cuisine" (masakan) and "food" (makanan). He's an all-around good guy, and we're a little sad that he can't accompany us for the rest of the trip.
The Hindu temple had also suffered recent earthquake damage, and as a result was partially closed. We shared our visit with several school groups, and decided (because Adam is bengis) not to engage in the two dozen interview requests from children approaching us.
We managed to take one picture when leaving the Brahma temple...
... and then the camera died.
We walked around to some other temples, but most we being rebuilt or were in worse shape than Borobudur or Prambanam.
On Tony's recommendation, we tried an Indonesian restaurant/art space in hopes of delicious (and more spicy) food. For lunch, we communicated "medium spice" to the waiter, hoping for more peppers. Unfortunately, he updated his prior belief on the reasonable amount of white people spice downward, and a white person "medium" was not spicy at all. For dinner, we returned (it turned out to be very close to our villa) and asked for "very spicy" [sangat pedas] and were rewarded with very delicious food. Lesson: always try to judge your host's prior beliefs.
We left Jogja early on Thursday to fly to Bali and drive the five hours northwest from the airport.
We're now in Pemuteran, Bali, playing our roles as colonizers. The two of us are in a three-bedroom deluxe Dutch-owned villa attended by a staff of six. It's a little awkward. And awesome.
Friday, February 10, 2012
Jogja
And the next morning we took a short walk past the Obama Fan Club. As you'll recall, Jakarta is where the current president learned socialism, Marxism, fascism, communism, colonialism, anti-colonialism, dictatorship, defeatism, lefthandedness, Islam, Islamofascism, sharia law, hatred for America, and general Otherness. He lived here for a few years of elementary school; we didn't make the short trip to the nearby school that has a plaque in front of it commemorating the event.
We did, however, come across his fan club on Jakarta's backpackers' row, Jalan Jaksa.
On Julia's advice, we didn't linger in Jakarta. We flew on Monday to Jogjakarta (also spelled Yogyakarta, Djogjakarta, and variants) and began the phase of the trip in which we stay in private villas. The villa [Pondok Terra, recommended] had its own private pool and garden.
We did, however, manage to stay in a nice little neighborhood and thus passed families going about their business whenever we walked anywhere. We called out hello, and sometimes got to answer "Dari mana?" ("[You're] From where?"] (Dari New York di Amerika.)
On Tuesday, we walked to the kraton, or castle, of the local sultan. I should repeat that we walked, which was not a terribly bright idea. It was very, very hot, and the sidewalks are uneven and crowded. [When we first arrived in Indonesia, a lead article in the Jakarta Post covered a protest of pedestrians against motorcyclists using the sidewalks as traffic lanes. We haven't observed pedestrians being hit at all, but they're not terribly well-respected. Parked motorcycles and cars, along with warungs (food stalls) and idling locals seem to crowd most sidewalks, forcing us as pedestrians to carefully step into the motorcycle lane and walk around them.] A ride in a becak (bicycle rickshaw) also would have cost only $2.
The palace was full of interesting statues [Indo: arca] and small exhibits.




The sultan himself is still around, and still enjoys some political authority. He's Sri HB X, the "HB" standing for some very long name that I'm too lazy to look up. [Update: Hamengkubuwono.] Unfortunately, he doesn't currently have any sons, and there's presently a split in the royal family. (This split results in rival admissions entrances to the kraton, one for Rp. 5,000 where you see very little, and one for Rp. 15,000 where you can see much more.)
Though the Sultan of Yogyakarta employs thousands of locals inside the kraton for ceremonial roles (including some soldiers) and preserves important local Javanese culture, it's unclear how he makes his money. It can't be by admission fees alone. Also unclear is what authority he has. (Yeah, we didn't pay for a tour guide. Oh well. The Internet can teach us.) An article in the Thursday Jogjakarta paper said either that he hasn't yet begun to think about which presidential candidate he'll endorse in the 2014 election, or that he hasn't yet begun to think about whether he'll run for office (president?) in 2014. Adam's bahasa indonesia reading ability is not yet very good, even with the help of a dictionary.
We saw our first gamelon performance, which was "spectral" (Bethany's term).
Lunch was at another mall (in a chain restaurant called Es Teller) where Adam voiced his disappointment that Indonesian food hadn't been as spicy as he'd anticipated, then proceeded, not two minutes later, to bite into a little green pepper that made him cry and temporarily made half of his mouth numb. Do not challenge the pedas.
We took a becak ride home with a driver who managed to pull into large busy intersections and just wait while chaos and large motorized vehicles swarmed.
The next day we visited the temples [Indo: candi] of Borobudur and Prambanam, driven around by a guide that was a big fan of American Idol (and not a big fan of Indonesian Idol).
In closing, some cool Javanese statue, puppets and mask:
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Comparative SE Asia, by Bethany
Hello! Adam and I are doing fine and over the worst of the jet lag. We are in Jakarta, which is our jumping off point for Java and Bali. I mentioned to my friend Julia that Jakarta reminded me of Manila and she seemed a bit chagrined at the comparison. So, this post is in my partial defense.
Points of similarity between Jakarta and Manila:
Air pollution and the resulting gray yet uncomfortably bright sky. These tropical megacities manage to recreate the continually overcast conditions of the upper Midwest through pure human ingenuity.
A strong yet inexplicable affinity for coffee and coffee shops. Inexplicable in that I can only imagine how powerful the coffee mania will be once someone tries real coffee instead of instant.
Malls! Huge, huge malls for the wealthy people to congregate away from the masses. Where in the US can you get dim sum and Louis Vuitton in the same building?
Ridiculously pro forma security checks. For example, one guard confirmed that our taxi was no threat by looking in the trunk and noting that it contained only an enormous suitcase. Since, if we’d put, say, a bomb inside our enormous suitcase we undoubtedly would have labeled it “Terrorism!”
Dimensions on which Jakarta is awesome and/or superior to Manila:
Food! Very delicious, spicy food here. In comparison to the food in the Philippines which is too sweet for my taste. And a surprisingly large number of dishes that incorporate vegetables. (Also, food poisoning watch: 3 days and still in the clear!)
Just a short boat ride away from a lovely island retreat. (Thank you, Julia!)
A very phonetic language. I infer this from the fact that people understand Adam really easily even though he’s only had Indonesian language podcasts to practice Bhasa Indonesia with.
The most amazingly effective jaywalking protocol. You just walk into traffic with your palm held decisively out at about a 45 degree angle, and people stop!
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